It is a hopelessly slow and uneventful Saturday. So, last night I dug out my very first PDA, from like 2001, and found the first document I ever made on it, back when I was desperate to find a use for it? It has all the sayings from you guys that I thought was note worthy. Here's my favorites:

Kia:

"Johnny Depp should run for president, and make me his sex slave. Presidents have those, right?"

"If I ever stop shaving my arm pits, I'm going to make hitler mustaches under each arm" Hot, Kia.

"I can bend a fork with my mind! [pushes the fork hard against her forehead and bends it]"

"Corvallis doesn't have enough cross dressers"

Ann:

"Eat veggies...basted in the blood of an ox!"

"But isn't the center of the sun supposed to be really cold or something? I thought I heard that" You're such a blonde, Ann ;)

"I don't cheat on people. I mean, literally, I'll stash aces in my back pocket, but that's different."

"I saw a painting of jesus in the library, he didn't have the beard or anything...actually, he was pretty hot" All time favorite quote, right there.

Brian:

Emmy: What's your clearance, soldier?
Brian: Oh, I go through the door with about 3 inches to spare.

"Relationships depend so much on sex these days. Why can't they depend more on, I dunno...cake decorating?"

"Sometimes I think it would be worth the anal probes and artificial impregnations to be taken to an alien world and start over."

"[thinks my old cat Lizzy is under a quilt, but turns out to be a pillow, starts beating the pillow] What have you done to Lizzy, you bastard?!"